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I like to post something every week because it's something I enjoy doing in my megaman robot master icon time and I like conversing with fellow g1s.
Typically, I spend the week working on the post here and there, and then finally editing it before I publish it. Well, last week was SGC, and I really wanted to go, but obligations and blah blah blah. Anyway, I figure everyone will be posting about SGC all week, which is cool because I want to read it.
But that means whatever goofy post I write is going to be swept under the rug as more and more SGC content gets posted. So I took a break this week and, in lieu of meticulously planning and writing and editing a post, decided to get drunk with some friends and then write about my Top Ten Robot Masters from Mega Man!
The following list was constructed while I was very wasted. I took a look at it sober, said "Fuck it," and placed punctuation where it needed to be. As you'll soon realize, I'm pretty ridiculous and think I'm way funnier when I'm drunk, especially with references and paint.
So if the jokes are lame or too esoteric, too bad. Mega Man is one of the most iconic figures in gaming. Mega Man is just that amazing and that important to gaming. The games are also unique because they give players some choice in game progression, and they made listening to video game music outside the context of the game a thing.
Everyone loves them some Mega Man music. Wily to be Kill Bots. And now for something completely different. Splash Woman is terrible. It actually takes away 2 megaman robot master icon from her life bar as opposed to the standard 1. But isn't this episode of The Simpsons great? It seems that Wily has the same view as my father when it comes to women in the workplace: Your misogyny is so adorable.
I really only megaman robot master icon picked him because his name reminded me of the Lemon of Troy episode of The Simpsons. Two Simpsons pics in one post. Could you imagine what his stage would be like? It would just be piles of garbage all over the place! That would be hilarious! And the power that Mega Man would get would be so stupid. I was also thinking maybe the mini-boss could look like the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.
Where was I going with this? Capcom, make all this happen in Mega Man Or, shit, you know, make M ega Man Or anything Mega Man related, for crap's sake! He has a blade for a head! And his arms are just swords. Even Edward Scissorhands had some sort of practical, everyday use. Elec Man shoots lightning out of his hands. And when Mega Man steals his power, the lightning shoots in 3 directions at the same time, making it an indispensable and crucial weapon in the original Mega Man.
But what I really like about Elec Megaman robot master icon is that he has some huge huevos. Electro from Spiderman sure does have nice butt flaps. However, Elec Man gets huge props from me because of his stage music. Anyone who steals from Journey in order to have a kick-ass theme song is all right in my book.
Of course Guts Man is on this list. How can you have such a dumb name and not get this high? How about a rock-throwing security guard? Or maybe he could throw beached whales back into the ocean? Whatever his megaman robot master icon may be, we can at least all agree that Guts Man could at least beat the shit out of the Aggro Crag.
He was taking home a piece of the Crag! Guts Man was also in the sweet cartoon in the 90's and made numerous cameos and reappearances throughout the main game series. Plus, his ass is all over YouTube. The robots from Batteries Not Included excluded, of course. He had huge shoulders like a football player, he was megaman robot master icon and yellow, and he looked pissed.
Probably because he had a fan for a mouth. But, he still looked menacing, nonetheless. Plus, he shoots tornadoes, megaman robot master icon defeating him gives you a tornado gun. And Megaman robot master icon do imagine about tornado guns.
This is my prototype projected to be operational before next season. Air Man has my favorite theme from any Mega Man game, and he has a pretty sweet video about how hard it is to defeat him. He sounds like he could be the frontman for some Heavy Metal band, preferably from Norway.
He's megaman robot master icon outstanding because he throws buzz saws at people, and he has a buzz saw on his head, which makes him look like a doctor, and that's cool. Not only is everybody weak to it include Metal Man, who dies instantly upon impactbut it costs almost none of your power bar to use, and it can be fired in all directions.
And that is why Metal Man is the No. I love the Talkboy. Megaman robot master icon Man Captain N: But who would want to harm that beautiful face? Why in the hell did they talk to this thing, again? Or maybe the mini-boss could look like the Trash Lady from Labyrinth? Blade Man Mega Man 10 Look at him! Plagiarism is wrong, and only the baddest of dudes do it.
Way to be a great villain, Elec Man! Or maybe he can just chuck this broad into the ocean?